Who am I? I am a worsted American. I was born 5 years ago in Stitches & Scones. When my father first saw me, he said "Shit!" I am 4.5 feet tall, have fingering brown eyes, and a tight complexion. My hobby is collecting needles. I always speak woolly, and I have made several red motion pictures. I am married to Gina, the well-known Hollywood yarn. I have given away thousands of tape measures to charity. My most prominent physical characteristics are my fuzzy nose and my large sheep. Who am I? Answer: I am Patrick.